retard

Alexis Henson McClure, a retarded blond who doesn't know shit from her face.

Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!

The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .

by DeathIsLife January 16, 2009

Retard

Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.

Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?

by Blubid April 20, 2008

Retard

A boy Named Kristian Morgan,He has no friends and is Married to Issabell drake.

kristian morgan is a retard

by Beky Boo July 12, 2017

Retard

To tard again. In other words, the word tard but with the prefix re- added to show that the action of tarding is being repeated.

The first time I tarded didn't work, so now I need to retard.

by 1337retard May 22, 2020

Retard

Slow in the brain.

See that person over there? He is a retard, he doesn't know how to do maths.

by MadJJH1Z1434 January 29, 2018

Retarded

The person who just looked for this word in Urban Dictionary.

If ure readin' dis u retarded

by A normal person in a planet March 5, 2019

Retarded

People who put actual definitions in the urban dictionary.

Retard: I hate my cat it always wants my attention, i think im gonna get rid of it
Not retard: you are extremely retarded

by Thisisjoke June 18, 2020