2 definitions by 1337retard

Rubber Coin Slot

The anus. Derived from a certain scene in Spongebob where two characters tried to shove a coin up a seahorse's ass, thinking it was a coin slot for a kiddie ride. See Chocolate starfish or Leather cheerio.

My rubber coin slot is itchy but I can't scratch it or else my hand will smell like ass.

by 1337retard May 22, 2020

Retard

To tard again. In other words, the word tard but with the prefix re- added to show that the action of tarding is being repeated.

The first time I tarded didn't work, so now I need to retard.

by 1337retard May 22, 2020