by sciencefriday October 14, 2010
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For the uneducated, Tarka was an otter.
For the *really* uneducated, an otter is a slick water dwelling mammal which slides gracefully into the water. Oh, and they're long and brown.
For the uneducated, Tarka was an otter.
For the *really* uneducated, an otter is a slick water dwelling mammal which slides gracefully into the water. Oh, and they're long and brown.
Blimey! Never should've eaten that fifth burger last night - I'm touching cloth here - mind if I nip off and release Tarka?
by TLO Smudge July 3, 2004
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1. A moron who things that answers provided by his/her religion are true and that science and scientists lie.
2. A typically ill-informed and ill-educated wing-nut hold beliefs like pastor Terry Jones, Jimmy Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and denies accurate, valid, and legit science.
3. A combination of the words "religion" and "retard".
2. A typically ill-informed and ill-educated wing-nut hold beliefs like pastor Terry Jones, Jimmy Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and denies accurate, valid, and legit science.
3. A combination of the words "religion" and "retard".
Eg 1. Man: Did you hear what Sarah "Caraibou Barbie" Palin said?
Woman: How did she embarrassed all of America in the world's eyes?
Man: She thinks the world is 6000 years old and that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
Woman: She is religatard.
Eg 2. Woman: I can't believe I was so calm with Sara.
Man: What happened?
Woman: She just told me that every single muslim is evil, homosexuality will destroy humanity, and the Haiti earthquake was the result of 100 year old pact with the devil.
Man: She is a fucking religatard.
Woman: How did she embarrassed all of America in the world's eyes?
Man: She thinks the world is 6000 years old and that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
Woman: She is religatard.
Eg 2. Woman: I can't believe I was so calm with Sara.
Man: What happened?
Woman: She just told me that every single muslim is evil, homosexuality will destroy humanity, and the Haiti earthquake was the result of 100 year old pact with the devil.
Man: She is a fucking religatard.
by Thinking Human May 31, 2011
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by zmhk December 7, 2013
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This is mainly done to avoid being caught by a Fish & Game warden, and thus avoiding a hefty fine.
A takeoff on the term catch and release
This is mainly done to avoid being caught by a Fish & Game warden, and thus avoiding a hefty fine.
A takeoff on the term catch and release
"It'll have to be filet and release, if I catch a salmon on this fishing trip, since the season was over last week."
by MikekiM September 25, 2005
Get the filet and release mug.A Christian band that enjoys writing both insightful ballads as well as completely random yet surprisingly catchy pop songs. A high emphasis on puns. Lead vocalist Thiessen has an amazing voice and has cranked out some amazing songs like "I am Understood?" and "Be My Escape".
Recently, they've begun to swing into the more alternative crowd. Songs like "Which to Bury, Us or the Hatchet" seem to show a side of Relient K that the screamo and punk groups enjoy.
Albums:
Relient K
The Anatomy of the Tongue in Cheek
Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...but Three Do
MmmHmm
Matthew Thiessen - Vocals, guitar, piano, keys, percussion
Matthew Hoopes - Vocals, Guitar
David Douglas - Vocals, Drums
Brian Pittman - Bass
Recently, they've begun to swing into the more alternative crowd. Songs like "Which to Bury, Us or the Hatchet" seem to show a side of Relient K that the screamo and punk groups enjoy.
Albums:
Relient K
The Anatomy of the Tongue in Cheek
Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...but Three Do
MmmHmm
Matthew Thiessen - Vocals, guitar, piano, keys, percussion
Matthew Hoopes - Vocals, Guitar
David Douglas - Vocals, Drums
Brian Pittman - Bass
To quote Matthew Thiessen of Relient K: "Sadie Hawkins Dance is probably the cheesiest song we've ever written."
by Audio August 25, 2005
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by Dave July 11, 2003
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