retard

What Asian parents call their child if any academic grade is lower than 95-100 range.

(Asian Mom looking at report card)

(Asian kid opens the door)

Asian Mom: You got B in math! Are you retarded? Yes, I think you are.

by kevwang95 June 15, 2010

Retard Phone Bomb

(v) To send a multitude of picture texts to a single recipient, ideally from multiple phones, of everyday objects with the text "This is _______" where the blank is the name of the object.

Yo we just fried that bitches phone with a retard phone bomb, it was the shit yo.

Let's retard phone bomb that bitch from math class, she can't stop texting her stupid boyfriend.

Who the fuck retard phone bombed this bread? Its fucked yo!

by ballersauce69 September 21, 2011

Remtard

Person (usually normie) obsessed with fictional character "Rem" from Japanese anime (re:zero). They are known for their toxicity and bad behavior. Some of them grow out of it, but some of them sadly don't.

He likes Emilia, he isn't Remtard

by TsunaKUN April 27, 2021

movie retarded

This is when someone is not able to comprehend what's going on in a movie and tends to annoy the few people that actually pay attention.

Person 1: What's going on right now?
Person 2: He needs to steal money to pay his bills
Person 1: Oh....

Two seconds later....
Person 1: What's happening now?
Person 2: AHHHHH you're so movie retarded!!!

by TZCHAZZ&FlakeWonder January 26, 2011

retard text syndrome

Retard text syndrome is when you're texting someone and they do not know how to text. It's when they say "u" instead of "you" and "r" and so on. It's when they can't spell. They say "lyke" instead of "like" or "hym" and many others.

John: "Aye bro. Y didnt u com 2 tha prty? Lyke evry1 wuz ther."

Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."

by poopy21! February 6, 2010

Retard Sex

1.Sexual intercourse between two idiots (female,male/male,male/femal,female) or sexual intercourse between two infact retarded people.

2.When some one cant tell a mouth from a vagina

1.yo, i was watching retard sex last night, and i saw yo moma gettn dun with a helmet on.

2. *muffled* yo, dis ain't yo mouth.

by andrew samule satchworth December 3, 2006

retarded penguin

One of those losers who walk around with their pants around their knees, or holding their pants with one hand between their knees and where they shoud be, forcing them to waddle like a penguin. Usually THINKS he is a tough gangsta.

Ha ha look at that retarded penguin waddle... he doesn't even know how stupid he looks

by Nerd havin a great time watchin these idiots April 8, 2007