ramen curl

A person with extremely curly blond locks, typically resembling ramen.

"Look at that ramen curl!"

by The Ginger Eunich April 26, 2017

ramen girl

When you have a $100,000/yr salary, a paid off car, a mortgage that's less than $80,000,no student loans, but you still have to eat ramen your girlfriend is so financially screwed.

Hey Bill why does our friend Rob never come out to the Pub? He would but he's broke. His ramen girl drains him dry.

by hel112570 May 27, 2017

Ramen

A dehydrated block of noodles reheated with water (preferably boiling). Usually comes in different "flavours". When I mean flavour, I mean sachet of salt and sodium with a bit of artificial flavouring like Chicken or Beef or Curry or Pork or whatever artificial flavour you want. Originally invented in Japan in 1958 as a sort of luxury item in Japanese grocery stores as wounds from atomic bomb droppings were healing, it is now the fodder of poverty and poor college eating with American students.

How to make it:

1. Open the bag and put the noodles in a big pan.

2. Pour in water and bring it to a boil, stirring for about three minutes.

3. Dump in the sal- I mean seasoning.

4. Stir it and dump it into a bowl.

5. Grab a fork (OR CHOPSTICKSU IF YOU ARE NIHONGIN!!!!!!!!11)

6. Leave the bowl on the table and find some actual proper fucking food (or consume if you are either on the brink of having your telly repossessed and your electricity turned off from the Electric Company or if you are a Weeaboo)

"Mum, I am tired of eating ramen for dinner!"
"Shut up you little twat. Either you eat ramen or you have to bathe in the river".

"So to begin our first day of Culinary, Patricia, what's your favourite food?"
"OOH I LIKE NIHONGIN FOOD. LIKE CURRY! OR RAMEN! OR SUSHI! OR TOFU! OR KAMABOKO!"
"First of all, curry is from India. Second, get the fuck out of my room and into a flophouse".

by ProBeb September 20, 2017

ramen

the food that you eat in college

I love eating ramen after class.

by iejfweijfwifweiojfweiojfiofnwe October 29, 2017

ramentarian

n. one whose diet consists of only ramen noodles, preferably Maruchan. 3 packets a day every day of the year.

Did you hear about Joe becoming a ramentarian? I can't believe he is going to eat only ramen noodles.

by ramentarian December 12, 2017

ramen effect

When you see ramen noodles and suddenly crave them, you experience the ramen effect

"Matt just posted ramen on his story. Now I got the ramen effect"

by ParmNut April 24, 2018

Ramen Noodles

The stuff that’s on the top of Jack Avery’s head

I wanna eat Jack’s ramen noodles

by Beanybesson January 11, 2018