by Gymnosperm August 04, 2022
Are you really THAT bored? Well, listen to my story:
When I was 10 years old, I really wanted a bike. So I secretly set up a lemonade stand infront of my friends house. So me and my friend had to make some lemonade. But instead of using lemonade powder, we used RAW flour. It kinda looked goopy, but we were kids, we didn't know any better. So we put it in a jug and set up our stand. We had our first customer, a woman with 2 kids. They bought our lemonade and drank it. I don't know if they later spit it out, or threw it away, because it was DISGUSTING (and gloopy). Later in the day a man rings the doorbell of my friend's house. The man demanded to know what we put in that lemonade, and when he found out what we put in it, he was mad. Remember how we put raw flour in it? We the man explained that she drank the lemonade. She said that she would feel bad if she threw it away, so she drank it all. Well, guess what. She got sick and went to the hospital. By then my friends mom came home and was furious. She called my mom and we both got grounded for a month. I am 17 now and I am still friends with the guy and we still talk about it sometimes.
When I was 10 years old, I really wanted a bike. So I secretly set up a lemonade stand infront of my friends house. So me and my friend had to make some lemonade. But instead of using lemonade powder, we used RAW flour. It kinda looked goopy, but we were kids, we didn't know any better. So we put it in a jug and set up our stand. We had our first customer, a woman with 2 kids. They bought our lemonade and drank it. I don't know if they later spit it out, or threw it away, because it was DISGUSTING (and gloopy). Later in the day a man rings the doorbell of my friend's house. The man demanded to know what we put in that lemonade, and when he found out what we put in it, he was mad. Remember how we put raw flour in it? We the man explained that she drank the lemonade. She said that she would feel bad if she threw it away, so she drank it all. Well, guess what. She got sick and went to the hospital. By then my friends mom came home and was furious. She called my mom and we both got grounded for a month. I am 17 now and I am still friends with the guy and we still talk about it sometimes.
Person 1: hey
Person 2: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Person 1: cool listen to my story
Person 2: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Person 1: cool listen to my story
by pluh1257 February 02, 2024
when you've reached critical boredom and make a word on urban dictionary involving every character on the keyboard
by I am to lazy to make a name December 03, 2024
by WordWizard_123LOL December 15, 2020
elon musk: what should i name my child?
siri: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
elon musk: amazing!
siri: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
elon musk: amazing!
by whyshouldweallwaitwhatadodiasd November 27, 2021
You typed all of the keys on the keyboard, The ultimate symptom of boredom; aka, you're probably in school and the pandemics going on and you cant breathe bc of the masks. so here's a story of how my stupid self revealed my 'crush' (I'm so sorry)
So one day I was vibing at lunch and this ugly stupid brat named Kira asked me "truth or dare." I was a little child so obviously, I chose truth. She said sum "wHo iS yOuR cRusH" and I knew she was fixing to do something so i said, "hmm Dane" which was a lie, I liked his best friend 😔🖐️😏 so this ugly brat Kira went "HUUUHHHHH WHATTTTTT JACORIIEEEE" and her ugly brat self told jacorie. Get this, it was at lunch, so the WHOLLEEE grade was there. Jacorie yelled out "AVA LIKES DANEEE" and my life was over 😒🖐️🥺 So at recess dane and his friends started chasing me and me and my still to do this day bffffffffffff (bestie forever x12) were screaming at the top of our lungs and running 🤸🤸🧍🧍🏃🏃 We did some karate moves and started flying in the sky with our hair. but then somehow danes minions got us to come down and apparently he liked me back?????? like what?? so obviously I fell in love 🥺🖐️ and then someone pushed me into dane and we kissed 🖐️🥺🏃🧍😒🤸😏🙄😔😝😛👏🔫😌✨💃😐😭😀🤎😡😧🤨📖✋🤗😂 then i exploded the end ok love yall (: now make your own definition with a story using `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
by UglyRAtAYEE March 24, 2021
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