queersexual

To be attracted to people of all genders, but only if they're homosexual; i.e. idiots who are unintentionally giving fodder to religious-right nutbags by making an obvious mental decision to be attracted to someone based entirely off of their sexual identities, which is in itself being attracted to the assumed image of that sexual identity.

Actually, no. You're bisexual. In fact, all humans are. Ask a psychologist. Sorry.

I identify as queersexual, because all those blonde sorority girls are saying they're bi now. I really need to seem interesting and different.

by really?!? April 25, 2011

queeval

a random word used to replace any vulgar name
mainly used to confuse teachers, or parents

You are a queeval(in place of somethin like bitch or hoe)

by laurie18dev May 16, 2006

Queens Tea

The Queens Tea is the best of the best, top dog, nothing else can compare.

Becki - Omg look at that guy over their
Rebecca - oh man hes hot
Shannon - id do him
Kimmi - same here
Becki - hes the queens tea

by LostProphets09 August 14, 2009

Queefsteak

1.The eating of a steak that has been heated in the vagina due to excessive vibrations from over-active queefing.

2. The art of a female queefing on your "meat."

1. I cant wait to get home and have some of my mom's left over queefsteak in the fridge. Its the best!

2. GUY1- "Hey Brian, guess what?"

GUY2- "What?"

GUY1- "My girl queefsteaked all over my meat last night. Needless to say it was dangerously delicious."

by Sinsulin November 4, 2010

queensland wedding night

When it's so hot that when consummating the marriage on the wedding night, the couple simply mutually masturbates because it's too hot to touch another body

It was so hot they could only hope for a Queensland wedding night

by Fruit_toast December 4, 2016

Kooz Queens

A derogatory term generally used when speaking to or about women with less than acceptable hygiene, usually involving the genitalia, or if said issue is assumed of the women. Rarely used, it is a more practical term to use than others such as cunts, bitches, sluts, skanks, etc. for it is not as prolific or recognizable, therefore keeping you from possible danger or angry rebuttal.

Singular term: Kooz.

What's up, Kooz Queens?

May I buy you and your Kooz Queens a drink?

You know, the longer this party goes on, the more attractive you Kooz Queens become.

by Slopnutz September 12, 2010

Your peers are queers

The meaning of someone who has just gay friends.

Friend 1: You’re mom gey
Friend 2: Your peers are queers
Friend 1: I’m your peer
Friend 2: Shit

by Shut the up you fatass kid October 17, 2018