puttyox

state of anger and belligerence aroused by being wronged.

The loser of the scrabble game was a victim of puttyox, after he found the winner had cheated.

by staticnoise August 21, 2007

puttypack

An offensive term reffering to anal penetration.

"I wouldn't mind giving her the 'ol puttypack."

by Danny Sybelle June 27, 2007

purtugent

Someone who is very well versed with simple insults, and uses them in every verbal confrontation they get into.
Also, These people often recycle their insults according to somebody's physical characteristics, including race, height, weight, etc.

Ex.1
Friend: Hey man I heard you lost a football game.
You: Shut ITTTTTTTTT.

Ex.2
Friend: Hey man I heard you lost a football game.
You: Shutty CURRY (Indian)

I am so purtugent.

by ChriSTieKREW December 2, 2009

Putternani

Slutty women who put out for famous professional golfers.

1. The media is investigating all the "putternani" Tiger Woods has had this season.

2. Tiger Woods got a lot of putternani.

by Derek Villanueva December 8, 2009

putter monster

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.

Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!

by Onion1246 March 19, 2011

putternut

Insult like idiot or klutz.

I just ran into a wall
You're such a putternut

by Peanutbutter May 25, 2012

pluttu

Man or woman who spends incredible amounts of time doing things they know they shouldn't while pretending they should. A pluttu is often recognized being up late at night repairing things or fixing things which weren't originally broken.

I saw someone doing his landry twice last night, what a Pluttu...

Is that guy fixing his perfectly working computer? What a Pluttu!

by Scavenger77 October 21, 2012