This is the art of sexual intercourse, a joke version. That or making sweet love to a pumpkin. The first is the preferred version.
Example 1: I thumped her pumpkin so hard her ears blead last night...
Example 2: Damn that Hubard Squash, I had no date so I thumped that pumpkin and gave it a pearl necklass...
Example 2: Damn that Hubard Squash, I had no date so I thumped that pumpkin and gave it a pearl necklass...
by Clinton Shanley April 11, 2008
Get the I Thumped her Pumpkin mug.When young vandals roam the neighborhoods around halloween, and proceed to smash pumpkins that are left outside.
"Look at that mega large pumpkin, lets perform some pumpkin smashing." youngster proceeds to lift the pumpkin off of the steps and smash it onto concrete. Everyone then runs away.
by duroSIG556R November 1, 2013
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by Godawful October 31, 2013
Get the dust your pumpkin mug.A Pumpkin Fucker is an individual who enjoys ravaging the swollen ginger pussy of an extremely tiny person and/or midget. To achieve the state in which the pussy looks inflamed and takes the shape of a pumpkin, you must first,
1. Find a Dwarf with orange pubic hair
2. Shit in a sock
3. Tie the shit filled sock at the end of a belt
4. Use all your might to beat the vaginal area with the "shit- sock-belt" until it resembles a pumpkin
5. Enjoy the the "Pumpkin"
A person who follows these steps is indeed a Pumpkin Fucker.
1. Find a Dwarf with orange pubic hair
2. Shit in a sock
3. Tie the shit filled sock at the end of a belt
4. Use all your might to beat the vaginal area with the "shit- sock-belt" until it resembles a pumpkin
5. Enjoy the the "Pumpkin"
A person who follows these steps is indeed a Pumpkin Fucker.
Dylan- I woke up in the middle of the night to discover my roommate Matt Pumpkin Fucking the shit out of this midget.
Luke- No dude its only Pumpkin Fucking if she was a ginger.
Dylan- She was!!! Her pussy was crawling with orange hairs, it was so gross man!
Luke- Do you think I could get her number??
Dylan- Ew you Pumpkin Fucker!
Luke- No dude its only Pumpkin Fucking if she was a ginger.
Dylan- She was!!! Her pussy was crawling with orange hairs, it was so gross man!
Luke- Do you think I could get her number??
Dylan- Ew you Pumpkin Fucker!
by Matt Gronson & Dylan Bangulas July 9, 2010
Get the Pumpkin Fucker mug.The same as receiving a classic blumpkin (a blowjob while taking a dump) BUT with the slight variation that you ask the nice young lady or man to wear a jack-O'-lantern on there head while they do it.
Dude you know how I got rid of all of my pumpkins after halloween? I had my girlfriend give me a pumpkin blumpkin everyday this week!
by classycupcake November 11, 2011
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by hopefulginger January 12, 2011
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