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YouTube Professional

This refers to a person, typically a middle school or high school kid, who is so completely jaded from watching the most extreme sports stunts and best tricks of pro riders - on YouTube all the time ( e.g. bmx, skateboarding, scooters that he walks around in his daily life thinking everybody who can’t do all those tricks suck. The “YouTube Pro” is often at the skatepark mocking people about how bad they are, saying things like: “He can’t even do a back flip” .....when the sad truth is- the YouTube Pro can’t do ANY tricks at all, and rarely does he even try to. He has just become delusional of his own reality and thinks he is on a higher pro level now because of all those videos he has watched.
Jerry is at the skatepark and sees somebody trying to learn 360’s . Jerry starts talking about how doing quad backflip 360s is the new normal and proceeds to laughs at that person “just trying 3s” .... Jerry sure has become a YouTube Professional now
by SirWonky May 1, 2018
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Ama-professional

Its meaning comes from the combination of two words, amateur and professional. Other way of saying ‘Beginner’s luck’.
-‘I got two strikes and this is my first time bowling!’
-‘Wow, you must be an Ama-professional!’
by yoshi_drinks_tea June 13, 2020
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omniscience professor

A professor who knows every kind of science, including alternative sciences.
At the University of Delhi, omniscience professor Pallavi Koul is a national leader in Homeopathy.
by Bad C dev February 21, 2022
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upward social and professional trajectory

a toolish explanation for one's transition out of utter social anonymity and unemployment.
i went to my first party and i got an internship! i am on an upward social and professional trajectory!
by qwerty298 July 14, 2011
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The Lazy Professor

The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.
"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"

"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
by Dumple Foreskins December 15, 2014
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fluid power professional

A person who receives in a bukkake and is later compensated for there services
We should hire that fluid power professional we had at the last bukkake
by Dairydaddy June 18, 2022
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cold in my professions, warm in my friendships

a letter that alexander hamilton wrote to john laurens in april 1779. the ultimate lams letter (laurens x hamilton)

hamilton’s son later found this letter and had to censor parts of it because it was so inappropriate
person 1: omg lams is so cute
person 2: have you seen The Letter?
person 1: what no?
person 2: hamilton wrote a letter to laurens and its like the ultimate lams proof
person 1: what does it say?
person 2: “cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, i wish, my dear laurens, that it may be possible, through action rather than words, to convince you that i love you.” and then later it says “you should not have taken advantage of my sensibilities to steal into my affections without my consent.”
person 1: omg so they actually did love each other?
person 2: yup.
by YourEverydayDemiKid October 2, 2022
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