penrice

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Steve Parkin is such a penrice, he cries, literally balls when someone takes his Scotty Cameron Putter.

by The Babysat July 18, 2004

99 percent survival rate

How dangerous the corona virus really is.

The media is making everyone overreact to the 99 percent survival rate virus.

by A random person48 November 21, 2020

98 percent

The percent of women in the world that are either bitches or hoes. Therefore they are not worth caring for.
See also 2 percent

Kathlene is being really 98 percent right now, you can tell she is really bitchy.

by JuggernautNW12 February 22, 2009

Five Percenter's

It is the elite club of whipped workhorses when sales are down in your industry.

Initiation:

The staff is already too small to cut from, so corporate will take five percent of your pay to offset what they call "loss"

Technically, it's not a loss at all.

Just less profit for those already lining their pockets with your grocery money.

Considered communism.

Everyone could still win, but won't.

CEO: We've had to make a hard decision today. Sales are down. To make up for it, everyone will take a 5% cut in pay until further notice. We will do this as a whole. Everyone is important to the team. We are a company of people. People are our biggest resource. Without our people, we are nothing.

Workhorses: So we're all now five percenter's. At least we still have jobs.

CEO: Fire one person from each market.

Workhorses: What an ass.

by Upperdecker Jay February 16, 2009

peice of shit

a lazy person that lives like a slob, wont work for any thing and accepts anything for free. Normally you can point one out or smell it from 10 ft away

you didnt feed ur baby to feed your addiction you peice of shit

by flcracker88 March 13, 2016

peice

A cell phone, beeper, or PDA

"yo meng i sent you a txt, look at your peice"

by Mezzadge May 4, 2006

pedicest

When a pedifile does incest

Man that 50 year-old pedicest fucked his 18 year old niece !

by Grapes Are Cool May 2, 2007