Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.
This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.
by Girthmiester March 01, 2025
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pedophilic

being a pedophile
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child porn is pedophilic
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by Billyw31 March 12, 2021
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Pedophilic

After a long hard look at ones self you would then tend to realize that where you are in a gaze would hold true for day in being the fact that you never left the cave
The end - since the end has so many different word I’ll sum it up with two

!ALL ENDSSS!

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Pedophilic

I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.
Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"
by Hym Iam March 07, 2024
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molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets
A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile
by Notta Person 2763 February 02, 2025
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Tiny Feet Pedophile

A slang term for someone who usually spends money on ridiculous items because they are compensating for something.
This guys house is huge, he must be a tiny feet pedophile.
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PEDOPHILE ADD

An interesting PEDOPHILE who is not afraid to admit their SHAME and ARROGANCE.
I 5 ASE RIGHT AWAY this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE is anti-drug , pro business , against any government regulation of corporations, pro monopoly , and very SEXY as he sure is my PEDOPHILE ADD for my bondage basement prison.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 07, 2021
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