molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets

A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile

by Notta Person 2763 February 1, 2025

pedophile

a deranged and disgusting adult, who is sexually attracted to minors.

alot of famous people turn out to be pedophiles.

by emuotori.onomatopoeia February 23, 2025

Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.

This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.

by Girthmiester March 1, 2025

killing pedophiles

Doing a public service that the justice system refuses to do.

Let's take a look at the registry and go killing pedophiles. Should be perfect weather for it.

by For a brighter tomorrow March 10, 2025

Tiny Feet Pedophile

A slang term for someone who usually spends money on ridiculous items because they are compensating for something.

This guys house is huge, he must be a tiny feet pedophile.

by HerpesWarrior May 26, 2023

pedophile

Likes to molest and touch little children

Darrius is waiting to prounce on those little boys, because he's a pedophile

by Quinton hew June 7, 2023

pedophile

someone with a million subscribers who records themselves playing minecraft.

Guy 1: my uncle is a pedophile
Guy 2: I'm sorry WHAT
Guy 1: he plays minecraft
Guy 2: ohhh okay

by Tuuner June 29, 2023