lethal pants

lethal pants is when a man gets a boner that could possibly kill someone or that he may rape a man or woman.

"Yo Simon, tell yo girl to keep away from jack, he's got some lethal pants"

"Hey Carly, watch out for jack he has lethal pants!"

by ExpertOnEvrything69 May 29, 2017

pumpkin pants

Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.

Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"

by Bbasdfblooger Borf May 13, 2016

flower pants

pants so tight you can tight you can see her tulips

I felt like I was in a green house because that ladies flower pants were so tight I could see her tulips.

by daawood April 10, 2011

Sweet in the pants

when you suspect someone of being gay. can also be used at a diss. SEE ALSO "Sugar In The Pocket"

i always thought john was a little sweet in the pants if you know what i mean...
yea after that story he told us last night, im sure hes got a little sugar in the pocket...

by Phazer001 October 23, 2011

Pants Drunk

Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day

Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.

by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018

pant ripper

Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.

As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"

I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!

She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!

by Methane Queen November 22, 2011

pant-rummage

A synonym for self-gratification. Full credit goes to Jon Wurster (the drummer) for this word/phrase.

The teenager, left home alone, felt the uncontrollable urge to have a pant-rummage.

by Dan U. Butt April 23, 2020