Pandemic

The government officials telling everyone we need to get serious about the pandemic really mean they need to get serious about it. Not taking the coronavirus seriously has nothing to do with being a serious person or not being a serious person.

Don't let anybody tell you that you're not serious because you don't take the pandemic or the rules/mandates/laws seriously, even if they're a government official.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Pandemic

The pandemic is nowhere near unbearable, so if it lasts longer because of people not getting vaccinated, it lasts longer. It's already lasted over a year, nobody that hasn't gotten a vaccine is in a hurry.

There is nothing unbearable about the pandemic. It is a pestilence perpetuated by pests, that's about it.

by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021

pandemicsoot

a really annoying mf who posts way too much and is unfunny as hell.

1:have you seen pandemicsoots tiktok?
2:yeah they’re so annoying and unfunny

by isiwhs xnxoiziabwbe September 26, 2021

Pandegnancy

To describe a lockdown or during pandemic pregnancy. Or a description of how the pandemic increased the number of pregnancies in a group, team or workplace.

I needed a holiday after a long hard pandegnancy. It was a full on pandegnancy in our team

by @misshng October 17, 2021

Pande

People called by this username are usually Gods among humans, you can also call them Gigachad

This guy is such a pande

by Pande November 22, 2021

Pandemic men

Men who know nothing about making the first move, being chivalrous or courting a lady first. They expect the woman to make the first move always.

Girl I'm sick of these pandemic men always asking me what are we doing !!

by Aries4Queen November 27, 2021

Pandemic Fatties

A term used to describe weight gained throughout the COVID Pandemic due to quarantine and eating out of boredom. This is in reference to "Freshman 15" commonly used in USA and "First Year Fatties" commonly used in Australia and New Zealand to describe weight gain during first year at the university.

"I got the Pandemic Fatties" - Post-Pandemic plump person
"WOW you look like shit. Those Pandemic Fatties really got to you." - Observer of a plump person who has the Pandemic Fatties.

by Pandemic P January 12, 2022