Dry Pencil Scare of '47

A period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture. Only lasted 3 days. The reason the King Castlefunny Pencil Moisteners were created besides boosting popularity of "The Castlefunnies".
Yes, Billy, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 was almost a catastrophe in U.S. History!
by Felipe September 08, 2004
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Pick up your pencil

When a perverted teacher looks at a girl's ass (or performs any other pervy actions) this is said (usually shouted) as a warning to the student or to mock or make fun of the teacher
"Oh no he's coming Pick up your pencil!"

"Lmao did you see Mr.Smith today he was totally looking at her she shouldn't have picked up her pencil"
by Pickupthatpencil January 09, 2020
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The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.
She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener
by revvinkevin March 13, 2016
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i'll lightly pencil you in

To pencil someone into a schedule but using a light amount of pressure. This way, as you know they will always cancel, when you erase, there is no visual indent of their name in your schedule.
Guy: sorry I keep cancelling on you, would you like to go to the cinema on Friday?

Girl: yes, I'll lightly pencil you in.
Guy cancels
Girl to friend: I am glad I only lightly penciled him in, as there is no indent to remind me that he cancelled AGAIN!
by Lightly pencilling January 04, 2014
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Alabama Pencil Sharpener

When you or your bitch sticks a toe in your dick hole
hey avery how was your date last night?
good I gave gabe an alabama pencil sharpener and he nutted.
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dimitri: caryn y r u always playing with your pencil pouch in class.
caryn: y dont u focus on organizing your binder
by sikmind'd October 14, 2010
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