Oyster foot

When accidentally stepping on an oyster in Australia, a bleeding, infected, pus dripping stump is usually the result. This painful horror is called oyster foot.

Hey mate, I’ve got a serious case of oyster foot.

by Trumpina May 9, 2019

soggy oyster

Having a middle aged woman put salt on her vagina and then having a old white man lick it off.

Man that chicks getting a soggy oyster tonight

by Knoxville1822 July 7, 2017

Saucing the Oyster

To lie.

Bro, are you saucing the oyster with me? Tell me the truth

by Hugo Diangio September 23, 2023

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024

man oyster

Asshole

May I eat your man oyster?

by MarkoPolo April 11, 2017

oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025

oyster south

Two men spooning with the little spoon tucked in a ball like a pearl with his butt getting slightly penetrated

Them two were oyster south all night

by Dawg6892 March 21, 2025