Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.

Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

by teenag-er December 31, 2012

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

Cool Whatever Late

Is another way of saying, "That's cool! I don't care! I have to go now."
This is slang used in Commerce City, Colorado.

Wanna meet me at Starbucks? Cool Whatever Late.

by MyNameIsMr.TylerNotMr.Taylor October 4, 2009

whatev

a short version of the word 'whatever'

"what do you want to eat? popcorn or cotton candy"?
"whatev, doesn't matter"

by lyzzieloo January 12, 2008

ah whatever

something k.shaa says to kofi

Kofi says: I love you
K.shaa says : ah whatever

by Jastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 30, 2008

[Whatever fills your pussy]

If it makes you happy, go for it

She: I'm going to shop for Lipstick at Macy's
He: Whatever fills your pussy.

by mossiears March 20, 2014

whatever mang

Similar to to whatever man but with the added authority of being a gangster wanna be.

Friend: Hey I heard your girlfriend is going to the TI concert with another guy.

Response: Whatever Mang

by NewWavMarker November 30, 2013