Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.

Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

by teenag-er December 31, 2012

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

Whatever Sinks Your Dink

a spicy alternative to whatever floats your boat

person 1: you should run over that limp squirrel

person 2:NO, you penis I'll run over the downy woodpecker

person 3: whatever sinks your dink!

by yona420 November 15, 2020

Whatever

Whatever stands for Whore Has A Tasty Everlasting Vagina and Extravagant Romance.

"That bitch is a whatever man"

by Eyes of Lin January 22, 2024

Whatever

Whatever

Whatever man.

by Starrider1 February 9, 2021

Whatever

It's just a word used to respond to other words. It doesn't matter what the other words are, it's just an answer.
You're welcome, I hope this is no help what-so-ever.

"I'm just saying a pointless comment about your life"
"Whatever"

by Yeahokayyy October 3, 2017

whatever

I don't believe you, but I'm not going to argue.

I promise I'll pay you tomorrow.
Whatever.

by Miami English December 22, 2022