I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

by mrRected April 16, 2010

Cinderella and Snow White Lesbian Sex Tape

A videotape created by SkaneCo. The main plotline (considering there was one compressed into the hardcore "Carptet-Munching Action") focused around the love affair of Cinderella and Snow White. Here is a box reading of the tape:
"After the marriage, Cinderella was feeling incredibly neglected by Pince Charming. And Snow White had trouble with the dwarves after her love broke up. When they met on a sunny day in the meadow they knew they had to have eachother, resulting in a sensual exoplosion."
The video contains acts illegal in some states. The video was never released on DVD due to (in the testing process) the DVD was covered in semen, and hence, unusable.

"Cinderella and Snow White Lesbian Sex Tape had me utterly stunned", shouted a crack-addicted hobo.

by Spanky the Happy Assflanking Poodle July 16, 2006

her's were taped up and out of the way

A chick that becomes {rude} and nasty for no reason to another chick. Unexpected behavior from a formerly decent female.

Against her natural nature she drops them down {balls} after being prodded by another meaner and nastier chick. I guess her's were taped up and out of the way!

by madderenell August 24, 2009

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

yung tape

Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal, work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal. work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Repeating myself so I know how it feels. Man get off your phone, they copy my swag I just see bunch a’ clones, the whip and the money is cool but the real disconnect and you move up alone. I stay in my home, I stay in my home. The king of the tape. I don’t givе up my throne Who knew jman had this flow, shiny rockin' with the bros, yеah I know how this goes cause Ive done this before. Makin up, makin the heat, had to go sit on the beat and repeat, it’s time to eat, its time to sit down and feast, I keep it up top in the trees, don’t ever plead,
yeah get off your knees, won't give her my phone even though I won't cheat,
I'm working so hard every break is a treat, I keep to myself cause I keep it discreet.
I cook it one more time but I don’t take it with no seasoning, I’m running round this beat while they be trippin for no reason, I keep it real, I keep it cold, I make sure my ice freezing. I make sure my ice freezing. Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal, work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal, work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Repeating myself so I know how it feels.

Random Dude: "Did you listen to yung tape?"
Other Random Dude: "Yeah, it's a great song."

by VenomStuff February 16, 2024

Tape fix

A fix that is not the most convenient or pretty but does the job good enough.

I fixed my car using a tape fix, not the best thing but it is working

by The 68 July 18, 2024

Taping

when you tripping or being extra or feeling yourself

you taping fam

by bhgjgkuhgygki October 26, 2018