A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis
"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."
by mrRected April 16, 2010
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A videotape created by SkaneCo. The main plotline (considering there was one compressed into the hardcore "Carptet-Munching Action") focused around the love affair of Cinderella and Snow White. Here is a box reading of the tape:
"After the marriage, Cinderella was feeling incredibly neglected by Pince Charming. And Snow White had trouble with the dwarves after her love broke up. When they met on a sunny day in the meadow they knew they had to have eachother, resulting in a sensual exoplosion."
The video contains acts illegal in some states. The video was never released on DVD due to (in the testing process) the DVD was covered in semen, and hence, unusable.
"Cinderella and Snow White Lesbian Sex Tape had me utterly stunned", shouted a crack-addicted hobo.
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A chick that becomes {rude} and nasty for no reason to another chick. Unexpected behavior from a formerly decent female.
Against her natural nature she drops them down {balls} after being prodded by another meaner and nastier chick. I guess her's were taped up and out of the way!
by madderenell August 25, 2009
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
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tape man

A man with tape on himself. He needs to be a chode.
That is a tape man.
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taped dick

What all hockey players do
#1 Bro, do u even tape
#2 obviously

Taped dick
by Johnathhon October 07, 2013
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Cum Tape

Alternative, to regular tape (if you can't be arsed, to go out and buy some), and need a place, to hang your partners, picture up, on the wall.
Graham: I love my girl so much, I want to stick her pic, to my mirror, but have no tape. But, all is not lost... I can spread my Cum Tape, on the glass, and stick her up :)
by TailsFox March 15, 2018
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