nose load

When attempting to ejaculate on a person's face but the shot accidentally/purposefully goes into one or both of the nostrils thus causing a runny semen nose. This is also referred to as the mistaken angry dragon. When successfully attempted, sexual reward should be due.

I tried to finish on her face but accidentally gave her a nose load.

by Nose-lover February 9, 2018

Spicy nose

When you're drinking a fizzy drink and you burp out your nose

Jeff : lets crack open a cold one
Geoff : yeah mate
Jeffery : I gotta burp - oh no I got spicy nose ah

by Decentbritish June 13, 2017

Nose Picker

(noun) a person who has a habbit of picking there nose.

Bertie Smith

by Hannah December 22, 2003

brown nose

Someone who 'suck up'. He is a person of low or irrelevant technical standing wishing to distinguish himself by his presence and input at meetings for which he has a minimal or no understanding. Complimenting and Agreeing with senior staff and their poorly thought-out plans is the typical implementation of this position. The position is typically advertised under a job-pseudonym.

Look how Brown Nose sucks up to The Man in Beige! He makes me sick!

by pipistrone October 27, 2004

Nose Beard

A mustache. Particularly thick and full.

Dude, trim your mustache, it's like a frickin' nose beard or something.

by f.zappa March 19, 2009

poo nose

whe you are playing some type of outdoors game and you try to run faster than you ever have before, from then forword you trip and face plant into a pile of poo. could be dog,cat,deer,raccoon,bird,human,etc.

"man, last night i was playing capture the flag at peter's house and i was about to get tagged so i put my all out effort into it and poo nosed.

by grady penning August 3, 2007

nose check

Identifying someone's jewish ancestry.

Hey man, you ever wonder what most greedy bankers have in common? One tip: Nose check.

by ShabbatShalom January 30, 2020