lazy energy

When you have so much energy but are too lazy to do something about it.

Person 1: Dude, I have so much lazy energy right now...
Person 2: Well why don't you do some push ups or something?
Person 3: Because I'm too lazy....

by grammarnazi22 October 14, 2013

Reactive laziness

Otherwise known as LAZY fucker Syndrome or RL

When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.

Reactive laziness examples:

Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"

Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"

by Darkhorsevru July 12, 2011

lazy pox

Being lazy

Dude he's got lazy pox.

by Savagemanjeff2768 February 28, 2017

Functionally lazy

Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks

That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 16, 2021

Selectively lazy

A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.

Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."

by StayFocused September 1, 2017

Lazy ellipsis

The triple-dotted connector used in the middle of quotations when the writer is too lazy to quote the entire sentence or phrase.

Lazy ellipsis "abc ... efg"

The inhumane and almost desperate nature of Lady Macbeth's ambitions were revealed in Act 1 Scene 5, where she asked "spirits that tend on mortal thoughts" to"Unsex her here ... fill her head to toe with direst cruelty".

In the concluding sentences of The Great Gatsby, it could be argued that Fitzgerald suggests we should embrace ambition and hope as part of our humanity, even as "we beat on ... borne back ceaselessly into the past".

by M. Meursault July 12, 2017

weight lazy

A person who is too lazy to change the weights on a machine from the previous user. It doesn't matter whether the weight is too heavy or too light, it is too much work to change it. gym, gym nod, weightlifting, free weights, nautilus, exercise, health club, body builder, muscles, bench press, cardio, biceps, triceps, squat, running, jogging

I have gotten out of my routine because I am so weight lazy. One day I'll do 15lb bicep curls, the next day I'll do 30lb curls because I'm too lazy to change the weights on the nautilus machine.

by joecoolthefool July 16, 2017