A tall, sexy, magnificent horny beast. He can reel you in with those seductive eyes of his. He can be a real bitch sometimes and expose your ass, but you can't be mad at him for very long. He's too erotically attractive. He has a freckle to the upper right of his belly button, and a blue blue vein, that he only shows to his angels. Nothing like the bulge of a Cameron Couillard in those grey sweatpants. He may have had his first kiss in 8th grade, but those damn lips of his are hard to resist. If you ever were to go in a garden, you may find a Cameron Couillard. A big hoe, and he know. He sure is one thief, he will steal your virginity. He'll make you spread those legs real wide. He'll make your wet dreams magical. He'll pop your cherry. Overall, Cameron Couillard is the horny motherfucker that any woman needs in her life.
by Cameron Couillard December 17, 2019

i wish i could explain how much you meant to me. i really did love you so much. you broke my heart and completely ripped me apart. the things you put me through still play on my mind constantly till this day and even tho your a dick and my first heart break a part off me is scared to admit that i still love you. ❣️
by @xoxoxo August 16, 2022

The perpetual state of having oil, dirt, or grime on your iPhone camera where all the light makes a ton of glare and everything looks foggy.
by daGinger2048 April 12, 2023

Cam Newton was the most successful Panthers quarterback so far by one season in terms of trips to the playoffs, and in terms of having the best record, and a few other mindless statistics for the people that actually have a desire to measure somebody, but in reality he wasn't the only quarterback to ever be successful in Carolina. Some people remember a guy named Jake Delhomme who wasn't bad at what he did. Statistics don't really make one guy better than the other, people loved them both for a while, then they disappeared, and that's how it goes. Most people don't put a lot of importance on statistics or measures, any more than they do status. The shoes of Cam Newton will be the hardest to fill of the Panthers recent quarterbacks, that is certain.
Cam Newton was an excellent quarterback while in Carolina, and not everybody would make a successful quarterback. You can do things other people can't, and they can do things you can't, that is reality. Nobody has to turn into or emulate Cam Newton to do well as a quarterback, that is the point. Cam Newton is Cam Newton, Jake Delhomme was/is Jake Delhomme, and the next guy is the next guy, that's it.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

If theres a good thing that came out of Cam Newton's departure from Carolina, it is that Carolina wasnt quick to trade Cam for a white quarterback. It's a good thing for where the league is headed that quarterback and leadership opportunities have opened up, that the captain doesnt have to look, think, or act a certain way. There is such a thing as people who didn't and still don't respect Peyton Manning, so whether or not people respect you doesnt determine who you are or what you do in life, even if it has an effect on you. It's good the league hasn't given up on something because it's still new and unfamiliar. Just like you make new friends though, you keep the old, you dont abandon the old or trade the old for the new, and things would go the same way with what the league is doing now.
There havent been a lot of guys doing what Cam Newton is doing now, theres also teammates, opponents, fans, coaches, and the media he's had to try and get recognition and respect for what he's doing, and has the potential to do. It's not an easy road even if you make a lot of money, but it does still come with choices. Theres a world filled with criticism, it's going to be there anyway.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020

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