Junk dunk

In process of walking through steadily rising water until it gets the the point where a man is forced to submerge his crotch to continue further

The water was cold, but once I got the junk dunk out of the way it wasn't so bad

by BrandyT April 11, 2016

Pi Junk

Used books on or about the number π; dismantled exhibits on the beauty, ubiquity, and utility of π held on Pi Day by students in school or at shopping malls; or discarded pi-related projects or artworks by artists or math educators in a museum.

Eco Math: How could all the pi junk be recycled without polluting the environment?

by Fasters December 13, 2021

junk in the trunk

Anal sex. Junk=genitalia Trunk=Butt
Junk+Trunk= Junk in the Trunk

He likes to put his junk in the trunk

by Keloid Conquerer January 25, 2010

butt junk

to get cummed up the ass

i got BUTT JUNKED!

by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003

Junk Rider

A slut. One who rides the junk religiously.
phrase coined on episode 96 of The Mediocre Show with Eric and Taylor.

Also can be shortened to "J.R."

1.
Guy: Hey, junk rider!
J.R.: You want some?
Guy: Hell no, you've been on way too many cocks.

by someonewithnoone August 25, 2007

Intelectual junk

information that is so aimed at a niche market of brains that there is no point in bothering with knowing, or just simply when a group of intelectuals have nothing better to do with there time that they resort to scrapping the barrel, of concepts, that really should'nt be looked in too deeply

"paper has to 0.09 mm thick in order to be paper" this intelectual junk

by nooglesgram February 6, 2007

Drunk Junk

When you are so intoxicated you are unable to get an erection.

Wife: "Don't drink too much tonight. I wanna have sex later, and I don't want you having drunk junk"

by Hoch March 11, 2011