1. noun - cockblocking maneuver involving the unauthorized entry of an unclothed male into a room occupied by two or more people currently hooking up or having intercourse. the 'ninja' employs dramatic body action (e.g. jumping into a room with wide open arms) and a verbal cue (e.g. "naked ninja!")
Additional Notes: It could in theory be done by a female but such action might be desirable.
2. verb - the act of being a naked ninja
Additional Notes: It could in theory be done by a female but such action might be desirable.
2. verb - the act of being a naked ninja
Step 1. Remove all clothing
Step 2. Find a bedroom where two people are hooking up or having intercourse
Step 3. Subtly determine if the door is unlocked, if it is unlocked go to step 4, if not, go to step 3a.
Step 3a. Unlock the door by any means necessary while preserving the element of surprise
Step 4. Throw the door wide open
Step 5. Leap into the room with a signature body gesture and scream "naked ninja" ensuring that your genitals are in plain view.
Step 6. Run like Hell
Step 2. Find a bedroom where two people are hooking up or having intercourse
Step 3. Subtly determine if the door is unlocked, if it is unlocked go to step 4, if not, go to step 3a.
Step 3a. Unlock the door by any means necessary while preserving the element of surprise
Step 4. Throw the door wide open
Step 5. Leap into the room with a signature body gesture and scream "naked ninja" ensuring that your genitals are in plain view.
Step 6. Run like Hell
by Strider Hiryu April 20, 2006
Get the naked ninjamug. A person who looks and behaves like a completely normal person and is typically not physically imposing, that actually has profound skill in the martial arts without anyone knowing of it.
So I was walking home sort of late last night with Dan when four guys jumped us! While I was cowering on the ground I heard Dan make some Asian noises and a bunch of thuds in quick succession. Then there was silence for a few seconds followed by the sound four bodies hitting the ground. It turns out my brother Dan is a closet ninja.
by AmericanSwagSociety December 26, 2010
Get the closet ninjamug. Ralph was known to his friends as 'The Ginger Ninja' due to his bright red hair and tendancy to leap from the shadows without warning.
by Fjool January 11, 2005
Get the ginger ninjamug. Where one has become so drunk that he/she feels as though he/she has attainted the mystical powers of the ninja.
"Holy shit Billy tried to do a spinning hook kick from the roof and broke his ankle... he must be fucking ninja drunk!"
by BrendanH April 27, 2006
Get the ninja drunkmug. Was at the womans nephews birthday party, but it was ok because I had a sneaky gram of coke and was ninja tooting all day.
by uncle_buckfast August 4, 2014
Get the ninja tootmug. The Ninja rap pwns the crap of most Eminem songs!
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO
by Ninja January 27, 2005
Get the ninja rapmug. one who stealthily can steal another's beer. basically a beer ninja is one stealthy m0-fo and can do it right in front of yo face.
Yo digga, tonite i stole a beer and used kim's fat ass as a screen when i leaned over and grabbed it off the fuckin coffee table. I'm a hella sweet beer ninja.
Hahahahaha Dave was so drunk i walked right up to him and stole his beer like 2 feet from his face. fuckin hilarious. Man that makes 2 beers tonite. I'm such a fuckin beer ninja, yo.
Hahahahaha Dave was so drunk i walked right up to him and stole his beer like 2 feet from his face. fuckin hilarious. Man that makes 2 beers tonite. I'm such a fuckin beer ninja, yo.
by jassu19 August 29, 2006
Get the beer ninjamug.