Nob Niff

An excessive build up of smelly, mouldy and rotten nob cheese. A term used for stilton dick or cheesey cock syndrome.

Hey girls, who likes the smell of a nice, extra mature bit of nob niff? The doctor has advised that you have a servere case of nob niff. Hey honey, drop your smelly scuds, i want to give you a nicy tasty portion of my 10 year matuee mature nob cheese, what's the going ae

by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024

twig nob

A defamatory word to express discomfort towards a person/situation.

"Your friend was being weird today"
"Ya, he was acting like a twig nob"

by Twiggy's May 30, 2024

nob tailer

A female stalker

That woman is following that man around to much she's such a nob tailer

by Drkillercoop February 20, 2024

Pogo Nob

When one jumps onto the bed with too much conviction and spritliness, so much so that their fallus recoils, propelling the person up to 20ft in the air.

Linked to pressurised cock.

'I heard Hughes got into bed with Janet'
'Yeah I heard he acquired a Pogo Nob at night. Broke his fucking neck, poor sod.

by pp wolloy February 21, 2022

nob

a nob is someone who is stupidly rich, someone who flaunts it in a stupid way

"Kyle is such a nob"

by lmao9911 March 7, 2022