spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.

I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.

by Sydfin September 18, 2016

Scrotum Sizzla

When you pubic hair catches fire.

Eric was most unfortunate when the blind, retarded man he had sex with dropped a cigarette on his dick and gave him a scrotum sizzla.

by SF December 28, 2004

Rusticle Scrotum

Where you stick a zuchinni up your ass, a cucumber between your balls, and dance around like Malcolm McDowell in Caligula!

That chick is so hot it makes me wanna go home and do a Rusticle Scrotum!

by The Scroat July 11, 2011

scrotum for a fuckin head

When someone's face is bult exactly like a scrotum

YO WHY HAS XAVIER GOT A FUCKIN SCROTUM FOR A FUCKIN HEAD

by Jaydenwalpert February 24, 2025

Scrotum Pole

Tote your scrotums wherever you totem.

"Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023

scrotum dance

Scrotum Dance is when you squat so slightly while naked untill you have a bonner without toching your penis. After that keep squatting utill your cock keeps tapping your ball sack and turns you on. (Getting other people to flop around you cock for you works too!) Some say it helps sooth the mind of all IRL thoughts, and replaces them with sexual thoughts.

squat cock Scrotum Dance LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

by JackkyJK69 October 17, 2013

chodeless scrotum

The term chodeless scrotum is often taken as an insult but it is infact a complement.

That chodeless scrotum James keeps trying to cluck me his grandfather’s power tools.

by Po0k666818 March 7, 2022