salt pounder

I’m not to sure what it means I heard my Canadian coworker say it at somebody who cut him off it traffic now I say it

“Fuck you, you fuckin salt pounder”

by Mustyass808 October 31, 2020

Salting the eggs

The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.

"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."

by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021

In salt veritas

In vino veritas but when you have a "zi de marți".

Vladimir: How did you find out Oliver has microdick?
Andrew: Oh you know, we were on salt one night and he told me. You know the old saying; in salt veritas.

Vladimir: Dang, I also say things I shouldn't be saying on it.

by tommyzat November 14, 2022

Drop salt

To spread bogus rumors in the streets

That nigga a hater soon he gonna drop salt on a nigga name

by Englewood god November 24, 2018

salted shiner

When you give a girl a black eye then jizz on it.

I gave her a salted shiner last night.

by Oakrainbow February 23, 2018

Hardly salt

Reaction to an absurd scenario commonly used in the west of Ireland

Katie: you’re a salty simp
Caoimhe: hardly salt

by Saltysimp April 9, 2021

Salt Pyramid

The average rate of change of the amount of salt within a person per unit time. SI units are tsp/min. The apex of the Salt Pyramid will always be the event that triggers the saltiest reaction in a person.

Doug: "I'm better than those Emory kids.....I'm better than those Emory kids....."

A:"Dude what's up with Doug?"

B: "He just reached the top of his salt pyramid."

by boogues September 8, 2016