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russian candlestick

The act of soaking yarn/string in alcohol, placing one end of the string inside your pee hole and lighting the other end on fire. Then trying to extinguish the flames with ejaculation.
Example 1: Did you hear that Trevor got disqualified for peeing during the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?
by keyster king November 20, 2015
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Bloody Russian

A mixture of Coke, cranberry juice and vodka mixed to take the appearance of blood.
Jim sat down at the bar and ordered a Bloody Russian.
by holidayhawk May 14, 2011
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Russian ThunderCat

When you fuck a girl in the ass and punch her in the guche.
Omg i am so sore from that Russian ThunderCat you gave me last night.
by Babiigirlhere July 6, 2011
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russian fireman

While fucking her take out a lighter and light her pubes on fire. When her pubes are on fire, punch her in the nose and use her nosebleed to put out the fire.
"Dude I gave her a Russian Fireman last night and she slapped me."
by totally not steve August 11, 2014
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Russian breakfast

drinking vodka with your cereal of choice
"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."
by loco30k February 10, 2015
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russian candycane

When a girl is on her period and the man fucks her and pulls out so he has cum and blood all over his cock resembling a candycane... and then the women sucks him off as if he just came off the christmas tree
it was near christmas and stacey wanted somthing minty fresh so i gave her a russian candycane to please her appitite
by petty jones July 24, 2006
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Russian Fury

A russian person who is unnaturaly talented in a specified area.
"Vadim drinks so much, he is the Russian Fury."
by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005
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