keys to the kingdom

being given the 'green light' for sex! -bliss for men and even liked by a few women!!

judy gave me the 'keys to the kingdom' then made a mess of me!!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!

by michael foolsley December 30, 2009

o-kei

A girl who really likes fighting type video games and enjoys historical manga and wants to bang Hwoarang into the night.

"O-kei likes banana bread."

by kappadori April 27, 2009

key smash

The art of smashing ones hand/head/any body part upon the keyboard of a computer or mobile device. It is used in modern times to convey strong emotion, Most commonly used when feeling: HAPPY, PANICKED, ANGER. Millennials and genz alike have adopted this new texting phenomenon.

“SAKJAJAJAJSJAJAJAJJSJHDJDJDDJ I’M SO SORRY!”
“JSJSKSJDJKDJKSHAKAJSJDGFKKD,,,!jUggHh skiddily dooba”
“GhfhjfJfjydstdgFugGGJYFjyfyjFjyFhjGjhGugUgkuGuk“
*Sam, out of pure rage, slammed his hand down on his poor newly bought, blue tooth keyboard. R.I.P. The key smash broke it for good.*

by Ihadsomerealgoodtacobell July 12, 2022

Kei Gong

The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.

We're going to have a Kei Gong competition this weekend.

by Mr. Putters November 9, 2012

The Key Goblin

Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object

Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin

by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021

hit to key

Critical hit. Used in the terrible translated Vietnamese version of Pokemon Crystal.

Croc SCRAAH!
HIT TO KEY!

by FranekGMD March 13, 2017

Desi-Keys

The most exquisite creations of plastic ever dezigned, forged in the factories of Tomy Company, Ltd. They can open any door that is unlocked, are really fun to throw at people, and make a great pencilbox accessory.

They're not just baby keys, they're Desi-Keys.

by abd123 April 17, 2015