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Your mum

The best phrase/come back/retort/saying etc that anyone on the earth can say.
it's simple and easy to remember.
It never gets old and is always funny in nearly all contexts
Hey wat u doin?
your mum.

are u free on friday?
your mum is free on friday.

wat dya want 4 breakfast?
your mum

y r u so l8?
your mums l8.

y are u sayin 'your mum' all the time?
cos of your mum
by mistercooool July 27, 2009
mugGet the Your mummug.

ya mum

y=25 a=1 m=13 u=21 m=13
25 1 13 21 13 is a horny bithch
by ian winter goodwin big daddy r September 13, 2003
mugGet the ya mummug.

your mum

A comeback that can be funny if you use it at the right time, but not funny if you overuse it.
Good example:
Antonio: Who's doing cork? (For geography project)
Georgia: You mum is!
Mary: Is your dad's name cork?

Hahahahaha.

Bad example:
Person 1: Hey, you penis is so small you can hardly see it!
Person 2: Your mum.

Not funny :|
by Georgia--xo-- September 10, 2007
mugGet the your mummug.

Ur mum

A nice woman that will make you cookies if your nice.
Person1:who makes good cookies

Person2:ur mum
by Cookies12321 June 7, 2020
mugGet the Ur mummug.

pawel's mum

Pawel's mum is beautiful. She has a nice anus, It is big enough to fit 5 bowling balls and 2 black cocks inside at the same time.
In 2003 she was in a porn movie called pakki bukkake 3 where 15 Indian children covered her face in semen.
Pawel's mum is very open
by Robohorse January 17, 2018
mugGet the pawel's mummug.

Mums soul

A phrase popularised in Melbourne, Australia meaning to swear on something, or make a promise.

Most often used when trying to convince one of the boys about some crazy story they probably wouldn’t believe.
Example:
“Bro we were up all night going hard and this guy jumps off the balcony and laughs, mums soul”

*Watches horror movie*

“Nah mums soul I would’ve ran straight away
by C.blackers July 27, 2023
mugGet the Mums soulmug.

Your Mum

"You're so mean"
"Your Mum is mean"
by AbbySalz January 11, 2017
mugGet the Your Mummug.

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