the washing machine

When performing the act of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and the woman goes into seizures and shakes on your "member" like a washing machine would.

That girl shook the washing machine all over me.

by Hsimpsons13 April 29, 2006

Rage against the machine

I'm guessing that the "corporate whore" remark got voted off of here already. Fucking excellent. RATM is the greatest group I have ever heard, bar none. If I could choose only one band to listen to the rest of my life, RATM would be it. As for using a major record label, I find in more ironic than bad that they use a corporation to produce and sell their anti-corporate message. Otherwise, they would never have spread the word so well as they have. Just to bad they split up. It blows worse than anything could.

"RATM has th most talented guitar player in the world"

by Johnny B. February 10, 2004

Machine Gun Kelly

If you don't know who the fuck he is then Lace the Fuck Up EST Biiiitch.

I went to Cleveland last night and Machine Gun Kelly kicked me in the balls with his fresh new laced up chuck taylors and it reaaallllly hurt.

by Jameson Hardy January 11, 2012

Rage Against The Machine

A band that while had talent, were a quartet of the biggest hypocrites in the music industry ever seen. These clowns hated capitalism and raged against the machine, but failed to notice they were signed to a major label, which is the machine, and were filthy rich, which is how capitalism works. They were activists, but as we know, thats the greatest way to market to the idiot fans who think they are oppressed when they live in the suburbs.

Rage Against the Machine stole your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

by Unholy Holy January 13, 2011

pinball machine

sexual manoevre in the doggy style position involving a headboard or suitable wall. the partner must have their head reasonably close to said wall, while the male slaps the sides of the partners thighs during intercourse. at the point of no return, the male pulls out, slams back in with enough force to hit the partner's head on the wall and yells "TILT!!!"

"Jessica came crawlin back."

"So?"

"I needed to get my rocks off, so i pulled the ol' pinball machine on her"

"Niiice."

by mecher_440 January 21, 2010

Rusty Time Machine

When you have anal sex with a old woman and her asshole is tight like a teenager's twat

The bitch had a wizard's sleeve so I took a ride in her rusty time machine.

by rusty time machine March 23, 2010

Rage Aganist The Machine

most often called Rage AGAINST the Machine or RATM for short.

by spell-checker October 25, 2003