Mouse Kisses

A homophonic version of "masochism".

It's wierdly pleasing to experience mouse kisses with a blindfold.

by deadmemory July 10, 2019

Mingus Mouse

The name of a mouse from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums.

Mingus Mouse - Hi, I'm Mingus Mouse, and I need to do my taxes, Be back in a second!

by Atticus Scout March 30, 2009

Mouse on a Harley

A diversionary excuse used when caught farting in public

John was standing in the break room at work and tried to sneak one out.
Jane walked in and having obviously heard it made a face at John.
John said, "Did you hear that? Must have been that mouse on a Harley again."

by Miggity Miggity May 22, 2018

Trash Mouse

Someone who is depressingly horny for a 2D character

“Sees a picture of a hot 2D character”
Trash Mouse : “GRRRRRRR WOOOF WOOOF BARK MEOW MEOW PURR RAAAWWRR UWU BARK BARRK”

by Skmpy March 31, 2022

Stockbridge Mouse

used in the more to-do parts of Edinburgh when describing what was obviously a rat, but they dont want to admit they have rats.

"Oh Marjorie, I was just moving the disco and I noticed a Stockbridge Mouse on the bird feeder"

by McVerylightblue May 25, 2022

mouse mattress

A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.

My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.

by Gruff457 August 19, 2021

Lil mouse

A term to express great amounts of hahas. like lil mouses squirming around forcing the laugh to come out. it beats lol and lmao in text because lil mouse is superior.

That was so funny Lil mouse

by Lilwaters December 21, 2022