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mommy dearest 

The term applied to a homosexual man who will knock you out and suck your dick.
"Man, I woke up with a knot on my head, and my pants around my ankles..."
"Sounds like you got a visit from Mommy Dearest"
mommy dearest by Prince November 30, 2004

Mommy Alize

Niggers. Mommy alize smells and nigger and hate other niggers but she’s friendly and niggerly and hates Harold black monkeys
Mommy Alize smell like my badussy
Mommy Alize by Mommy Alize fans January 27, 2022

mommy brigade

a group of parents who congregate in front of the school in order to shuttle their kids to and from school and after-school activities
She: Where's Joan?
He: She had to join the mommy brigade to pick up her daughter and take her to soccer practice.

Mommy man 

it is a man that cares for you and nurtures you the way an ideal mother would. this man is a common want for ppl with mother issues that wont to be taken care of
"have you noticed all the women like jack?"

" yea bro its bcs he's what ppl like to call a mommy man"

Mommy keep going 

When you ask your mom to have sex with you and she says yes and she’s good at it.
Hey want to have sex

Ya sure
Later that night

Oooooooh mommy keep going I love when make me cum like this

mommy shower

Wiping yourself down with a baby wipe as an alternative to bathing.
I had no time to get ready today, so I took a mommy shower.
mommy shower by Insignificance October 7, 2009