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mitch goertzen

To many, Mitch is still a mystery, but to his psychiatrists, they believe he can still be saved.
See also "hardcore"
That's almost as hardcore as Mitch Goertzen.
by Hinkley September 5, 2008
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Mitch

that pizza guy is such a mitch
by fightingpeacock February 27, 2017
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Mitch

"Don't be a Mitch."
"You all are a bunch of Mitches!"
by Kitty Canyons August 19, 2016
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HJ Mitch

L game, go-karting merchant, into his 4th cousin and still got no rizz
HJ Mitch simped and bought nuggets for women and they ate them and ran away L rizz
by HJMitchNorizz November 30, 2022
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Murky Mitch

hypocritical, wishy-washy, feeble

The term Murky Mitch is a reference to Republican Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr. who as Senate Minority Leader of the 117th Congress voted to acquit former United States President Donald J. Trump during his second impeachment trial. The former president was alleged to have incited an insurrection on Capitol Hill on January 6th 2021.

Donald Trump was impeached while in office as the 45th president on January 13th 2021 for the above allegation. Mr. McConnell delayed the Senate impeachment trial for two weeks in order to give Donald Trump's legal team time to prepare. This placed the start of the trial at a time after Mr. Trump's term would have officially ended. The constitutionality of impeaching a former president was contested at the start of the trial, and the Senate voted that the trial was in fact constitutional.

After voting to acquit Mr. McConnell proceeded to proclaim that the reason for his vote was because Mr. Trump was no longer in office and thus could not be impeached. This stance in effect allowed for the evidence brought forth by the prosecution to be completely disregarded regardless of the prior Senate decision that the trial was constitutional.

During Trump's presidency Mitch barely said much about any of the president's conduct. However, during the trial's closing statements he issued scathing remarks about Trump's actions all throughout his term. So to call someone Murky Mitch is in effect calling them a hypocrite.
- Person 1: We need to send immigrants back to their original country!"
- person 2: But isn't your wife from Slovenia? Should we send her back?"
- Person 1: "..."
- Person 2: Murky Mitch"
by jasonbrazen April 1, 2021
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Mitched

lying about getting raped and lying to people all the time and treating women like shit
Hey guys this girl raped, sike you just got mitched
by Tom hollands step sis March 8, 2022
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Mitch

A really cool dude who is tall. He has an infectious smile and has stunning eyes. He enjoys partaking in theatrical work as many gays do. His students often refer to him as their “gay theatre dad”. He’s a Dilf who can sing like an Angel. If you ever get to be in a production with Mitch, you should be able to happily pass away knowing your life is complete :)
The cast list just came out…I’m playing Angelica Skylar and Mitch is playing ALEXANDER HAMILTON!!! I’m okay with dying now. It’s been a good life R.I.P
by I'M A CHICKEN MOO September 27, 2021
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