Church Mission

Ejaculating into the key hole of a traditional, old style church.

I went on a church mission last night. It was 2am, I couldn't sleep, I was bored. So I climbed out my bedroom window and edjaculated into the keyhole of the local parish.

by Slugzandtings August 14, 2010

run a mission

chingquasy thug vocabulary

yo my momma not home lets run a mission to borrow my pink bettle

by Chingdatsgangggggg April 5, 2005

bust a mission

To do a favor for somebody.

"Yo, me and Sebastian gotta bust a mission for John, we gotta pick up his sister at the part".

by Mr. Kraxxx May 13, 2005

missionary

Any person whome engages in the act of smoking methamphetamine, particularly one whome is addicted and/or binges.

A: That dude blows through a gramme of tweak a day.
B: Damn! Like a true missionary.
A: For real...

by fish fish fish October 31, 2007

B2 mission

Taking a very large crap in a public bathroom, although it must be done very steathily, and it must obliterate all sense of smell within twenty or thirty feet.

Tom walked into the bathroom and quickly came out very angrily shouting "It smells unholy bad in here, Who flew a B2 mission in here?

by bull227 September 29, 2011

mission

gossip/drama central... home of the desi/asian fobs, a buncha cheaters who think they're too damn hot... oh.. and they're the freaky PEAKS for god sakes

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

midgiot

a dumbass midget

I heard that silly ass Mini-Me is a actually a midgiot.

by The Slanguist June 9, 2003