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The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.
by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 3, 2008
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maximum

highest

usually used as an amount, constraint or measure of capacity

synonym: most; climax; optimum; full; top; limit
The maximum number of bags allowed is 3.
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Maximilien

A nice American kid that is smart and helps everyone
Maximilien is very smart
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Maximum overdrive

Maximum overdrive is when your sensing you're about to cum so you then wait 5 seconds. After that period is gone you furiously start thrusting your penis ergo going into maximum overdrive and giving you an enlightened sense of climax.
Yo Jamal did you beat your dick

:Jamal: yh I went into maximum overdrive
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Maxim

A laddie magazine, so softcore, they don't show nipples or bush. Porn for people who are afraid to buy porn. That being said, at least they have female celebrities in there.
OMG! Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the cover of Maxim! We can gaze into her enormous cleavage once again!
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Maximation to the devistation

sexual intercourse where one of the individuals complelty fucks the others world up..meaning..pounding as hard as possible..making 0ne want to almost cry..
1. Man,last nightwas totally maximation to the devistation
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Maximilian

Really cool guy. His bulge is exploding with goodness and joy. He'll pull it out when necessary, though. All girls love him, and he gets laid every day. If you have a Maximilian, count your blessings.
John: oh hello Maximilian
Maximilian: sup dude
Jazmine: omg look at his bulge
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