lardic

When something is fully big it clogs reality man and hell yeah. and then fat!

Well if it isn't a rather lardic male if i do not ever say so myself. #suefacebookm9

by fat male December 9, 2016

Lardass

Kim kardashian

Wow Kim Kardashian is a real lardass.

by Abkbkab January 11, 2017

leardo

In the beginning there was man, but following in his shadow was an evil that went unnoticed which eventually integrated with it becoming commonplace amongst the unaware masses. This evil, the prime form of evil which dawns over the socially accepted childish perversion of what true evil is, often portrayed in religion (for example the devil), is that of awareness. Yes... recognition of the futility of life and death. Consciousness unbound by the fleshy host and its desires. An entity that has join and is now trapped in the cycle of living existence which will recite talls of its mind and the vague memories it bares of he future to hopefully spread its complacent views on life and that some day it will be recognised as the true good or the late good. But what does flesh know outside of its confining emotions, trapping desires, ardent greed and self destruction. To act justly without moral poison, to accomplish without gain and to progress for the greater benefit rather than a moment of pleasure is all to far out of reach. This is alld he fault of he unguided flesh so easily wrought by ambition. Only for the moment of its expression and only until death. This is why evil is not good, because true evil is dismissed like the very air we take to breathe and perverted for entertainment... and good truly a mystery originating from the minds of desperation and out of compation for ones own gain in any unique way expressed even if hat be for another flesh.

Leardo, preacher of true darkness that in turn sheds new light.

by Obsydian666 March 30, 2017

Lard

What you call your boyfriend if he is a "tub o lard"

Hey Lard how was your day you fat turd.

by Beardy March 31, 2017

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

lardy ass

It is someone who is called Evan, it means that they are bitchy, rude sluts which have a massive behind and use that to their advantage.

He is a massive Lardy ass

by Slut384 June 26, 2017

Lardy

Eat a ton of food,drink a load of booze,
< get fat and party >

Come on everybody let's get down and LARDY !!

by G'ma Goober August 1, 2017