loser gatherfest 

When a bunch of people gather together and, instead of sticking to the scheduled plans, end up sharing and mind masturbating over their personal problems.

I went to a party last night.. a loser gatherfest is what it turned out to be!

loser gatherfest by Lady Nyx January 5, 2008

Loser Vuitton 

The accurate description of a person who wears too much Louis Vuitton at once. Also applies to someone wearing too much clothing from any designer at once.

Joe: "Good thing I sold all that Louis Vuitton stuff the other day."

Sam: "Yeah, wearing that scarf with the hat and fag bag at once would have made you a total Loser Vuitton."

Loser Vuitton by dorecup September 11, 2009

loser town 

A insult to people who are losers. where losers are from.

Fin: Hey bro whats up, can I play with you
Rory: NO!
Fin: Get to loser town you fucking Bitch!

loser town by Swagman 2003 May 28, 2016

loser on salary 

any manager or assistant manager

loser on salary by Anonymous November 3, 2003

loser trap

Cute but chubby trailer-trash who sucks you into proposing to her and buying her the expensive ring of her choice, by screwing your brains loose and dieting frantically to squeeze into a skintight wedding dress, which is of course color-coordinated with the decor at the tacky wedding you get to pay for, after which you get to support her and her children by several other men, while watching her balloon up to triple-chin hippo size within a couple of years.

"She set her loser trap and that idiot fell right in. He gonna be payin' for ever!"

"That fool got himself loser trapped. Now his life is completely over."

loser trap by treeple February 3, 2009

loser face 

Its what you call someone when they do something stupid or immature

You have to go to summer school? haha loser face

loser face by Kayy July 7, 2006

Loser in Aluminium Foil 

1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.

2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.

Derived from the phrase:

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil"

Marquesa: I don't know why she's still dating him.

Calpurnia: I know, he's just a loser in aluminium foil.

Loser in Aluminium Foil by TeapotOfKarma April 14, 2009