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Libertard

1. A mix of the words liberal and retard.
2. What all liberals should be called... for they are, in fact, retarded for having such idiotic beliefs...
3. Anyone with the last name Clinton
I was talking to some libertard, and he said that because we never found WMDs in Iraq, we should pull out of the war... Like liberating the Iraqis and getting rid of thousands of terrorist extremists wasn't at least as, if not more, beneficial to our cause than ridding dangerous enemies of WMDs...
by wahiv August 29, 2007
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Libertarian

by SECRET MOOSE September 29, 2016
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Libertarian

A libertarian is a person who thinks he is not the property of the state, like he is not a cow in a farm owned by a farmer. He thinks that the government should represent his interests and not repress him with rules against his wellness and steal money from his work like a PIMP.

He believes that a contract is only valid when people who sign it agree with the terms, which is not the case of most decisions of the government pushed on people against their will. He realises that all the land is owned by different states/gangs who bully people in different ways, and so there is no free land on the planet where you can stay by yourself and mind your own business without having to pay something to someone, and he thinks that's SLAVERY.

He's disgusted by the idea of being stuck in an office from 9 to 5 and the need to ask permission to go to the doctor or take care of a kid, he thinks it's like JAIL.

What he wants it's to be FREE, from any kind of self proclaimed authority because he is an adult, a free person who is responsible for his actions and choices and can make his own decisions.

This makes people who are not libertarian voluntary slaves, prisoners and kids, wanting to be assisted by an authority. They are willing to be taxed on their labour by people who are not taxed on their capital, who make them suffer in poverty living of what they produce, like farm ANIMALS.

And of course the system makes you think that being libertarian can only create chaos... WAKE UP PEOPLE!
He's a libertarian, he won't do anything against his will because he's a free person, not a slave, not a prisoner, not a kid.
by alix999 January 27, 2018
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Libertarian

An individual who applies logic and common sense regarding political and economic policies. In the negative, the typical individual in the absence of state influenced indoctrination.
Adam:"Kevin, did you hear? George thinks force shouldn't be initiated against peaceful people. He's even willing to defend his property against the IRS using arms."

Kevin: "Yea dat ni**a libertarian."
by pseudonym2469 December 15, 2016
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west liberty

-The top of the hill
-Campus of sluts
-Nice, new, clean dorms
-Great place to party on the weekends.
dude, lets go to bubba's and beat some bison ass
by BUBBA July 14, 2003
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libertarian

1. A person who wants to downsize government, and government control over the lives of citizens.

2. Philosophically, a person who advocates an ideal balance between freedom and responsibility.

3. A person who believes that "stupidity should be painful", and that painfulness is the surest remedy to rid the world of stupid people -- who will either cease to be stupid, or simply cease to be.
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I am a libertarian. I am pro-choice. I am counter-feminist. I am pro-hemp. I am against the war on drugs. I am against political correctness. I am atheist. I insist on the separation of church and state. I think that capitalism is a dangerous servant and a fearful master, but indispensable to life just like fire, and like fire must be closely watched and contained --NOT by government, but by deeply embedded cultural sanctions. ( Ahem! home-school your children well!)

I am also very, very "green", since one planet is all we get, folks!
Some libertarians out there might not agree with all of the above....
by fidelbogen October 5, 2004
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Liberty

My darling, yet sometimes sweetly and innocently annoying little sister. that has a habit of chewing, slobbering, and other such things.

AKA~Libby
Me: Eww...Libby (Liberty), stop chewing on my clothes!
by Auryn March 29, 2005
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