(lak smel-sum-mor) n. A nick name for the Southern California city Lake Elsinore during summer months when the hot weather and stagnant lake water combine to create algea blooms and fish kills that produce a quite noticeble stench.
(LE Resident): I need to get the hell out out of here, the triple digit heat and stench here in Lake Smellsomemore is giving me a headache!
by The Great Mojito October 14, 2006
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Homosexual #1: "I totally got banged by JP last night."
Homosexual #2: "He isn't gay, he has a kid doesn't he?"
Homosexual #1: "Well yeah, but he's Prior Lake Straight."
Homosexual #2. "Oh."
Homosexual #2: "He isn't gay, he has a kid doesn't he?"
Homosexual #1: "Well yeah, but he's Prior Lake Straight."
Homosexual #2. "Oh."
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A modern cesspool of poorly educated, unadapted, evolutionary throwbacks confined into a small (badly constructed) building, curiously undiscovered by civilized society for generations.
The inhabitants are often (but not always) maintained by "teachers," who, for the most part, are even less informed than the throwbacks themselves, and can typically be found reading Stephanie Meyer novels and gorging on buckets of KGC; they are compensated by the State under the guise of being "educators," though they are frequently uneducated, and maintain poor personality skills, professional decorum, and personal hygiene.
All inhabitants ("educators" included) are ignorant to the woes of the world. They have, in fact, been living under a rock for most of their lives, and will only accept facts which are presented to them via rap music, Stephanie Meyer, Emo bands, Will Ferrel, and/or Barrack Obama (himself).
Over time, inhabitants have been known to grow hostile and short-tempered. Frequent fights begot custom - it is considered customary for an inhabitant to challenge another in much the same fashion as a wild mountain goat might: head down, shoulders rounded, feet churning. Challenger and challenged often collide violently, leaving both disoriented and empty-headed (though it is not yet known whether this species is even born with a brain to begin with).
Such customs have resulted in a subsequently noted "football program," as outsiders who witness the fights stagger to find an explanation, often turning to the world of modern sports.
Inhabitants of a Lakes High School continue to breed and to pass on their culture - when asked about their goals for the future, Lakes High Schoolers gave a series of grunts and quizzical expressions.
It is suspected that they lack most basic communication skills.
The inhabitants are often (but not always) maintained by "teachers," who, for the most part, are even less informed than the throwbacks themselves, and can typically be found reading Stephanie Meyer novels and gorging on buckets of KGC; they are compensated by the State under the guise of being "educators," though they are frequently uneducated, and maintain poor personality skills, professional decorum, and personal hygiene.
All inhabitants ("educators" included) are ignorant to the woes of the world. They have, in fact, been living under a rock for most of their lives, and will only accept facts which are presented to them via rap music, Stephanie Meyer, Emo bands, Will Ferrel, and/or Barrack Obama (himself).
Over time, inhabitants have been known to grow hostile and short-tempered. Frequent fights begot custom - it is considered customary for an inhabitant to challenge another in much the same fashion as a wild mountain goat might: head down, shoulders rounded, feet churning. Challenger and challenged often collide violently, leaving both disoriented and empty-headed (though it is not yet known whether this species is even born with a brain to begin with).
Such customs have resulted in a subsequently noted "football program," as outsiders who witness the fights stagger to find an explanation, often turning to the world of modern sports.
Inhabitants of a Lakes High School continue to breed and to pass on their culture - when asked about their goals for the future, Lakes High Schoolers gave a series of grunts and quizzical expressions.
It is suspected that they lack most basic communication skills.
Tourist 1: Hey! Is that a pile of reanimated Neanderthal corpses right there beside that 7-11?
Tourist 2: No, that's just Lakes High School.
Tourist 2: No, that's just Lakes High School.
by Cricket Songs July 19, 2009
Get the Lakes High School mug.A run down ghetto neighborhood that is apparently run by "tenth street." (hoodrats who are in handcuffs more then shoes) where you see crackheads more then birds. Hell would be a better place then Lakeshore.
"hey, you wanna come down to lakeshore with me?"
"I would never be caught dead in a ghetto neighborhood like that one."
"I would never be caught dead in a ghetto neighborhood like that one."
by the kush brigade September 17, 2013
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Get the Collings Lakes mug.A person who thinks they're down, special, and cool just because they hate the Lakers. Usually jumps to and sells out to different teams that have a better chance of beating the Lakers.
Laker Hater:
"I love the Trailblazers. They'll kill the Lakers in game 7". 1999-2000 Season
"Screw the Trailblazers, it all about the Sixers, Iverson MVP". 00'-01' Season
"Iverson is a ball hog and Sixers suck, Kings in 7". 2001-2002 Season
"Kings will never beat the Lakers, so let the Spurs do the job and become champions, the Spurs are my new team". 2002-2003 Season.
Note: All of these quotes come from the same person.
Even though Shaq is gone, the Dynasty is over, Kobe can't carry the team and the Lakers suck now, I'm still a fan.
"I love the Trailblazers. They'll kill the Lakers in game 7". 1999-2000 Season
"Screw the Trailblazers, it all about the Sixers, Iverson MVP". 00'-01' Season
"Iverson is a ball hog and Sixers suck, Kings in 7". 2001-2002 Season
"Kings will never beat the Lakers, so let the Spurs do the job and become champions, the Spurs are my new team". 2002-2003 Season.
Note: All of these quotes come from the same person.
Even though Shaq is gone, the Dynasty is over, Kobe can't carry the team and the Lakers suck now, I'm still a fan.
by Yea boy! May 8, 2005
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