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Leon

Leon usually a person thats either a greek god or a gay dude. Apart from his massive cock that's the size of a continent he's attracted to Women especially in the age of 80-100. Thats why his omni presentual presence arouses all women in a radius of 100km. The goverment is still looking for him so he can give anwsers to the universe. That's because the big bang happend when he was cock fighting Jesus.
Person 1: Yoo there is something that looks like a huge penis on the moon
Person 2: No thats Leon going for a piss
by Analritter2009 March 1, 2022
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Leon

Short for the strong, humble name Cassidy
*Talking about their beloved hamster Leon* idk man Cassidy is looking pretty skeef today
by Your mom's rat December 10, 2021
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leon gasca

the most cruelest person but if your on his side he treats you as if your the last person in the world if you find a Leon Gasca treat him fairly most of them hold grudges and can fight even if they say they can't and is a god of love he loves his girlfriends and he is loyal and will tell you straight out what your doing wrong and if your being annoying and gets along with everyone but the ones who fuck with his friends he is kind sweet and can tell you bad puns at times and could make you laugh at the wrong time. overall dont fuck with a Leon he can be a dick even thou thats not his intentions.
James : yo jack why is leon gasca such a dick

Jack: he's not a dick you just didn't try to know him yet
by sekushistarmentez January 31, 2018
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Leon shore

Leon shore is used to describe someone who tries to drift in Tesco’s car park to impress all the 14 Year olds, so he can then last 14 seconds in the back of his clapped bmw with them.
“Mate do a Leon shore”

“Nah fuck that I’m not a pedo”

“Aha, yeah fair enough bud”
by Drayer slayer February 16, 2022
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leon

leon is a ball busting man who rizzes up every human he sees without thought. he has at least 1000000 females and men.
omg i got rizzed up by leon
by Angrypineapple27 December 7, 2022
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Leon

Is the ultimate sex god and is the duck overlord can use any stand ability form jojo
Person: hi leon

Leon:die
by Diothe over lord June 19, 2021
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Leon

Leon is an amazing man to his girlfriend Jesus Christ. He treats her like he treats his mother and siblings, with respect, honor, and dignity.

Whenever a crazy woman tries to steal Leon's girl, he calls her out and prevents her from taking Jesus away from him. He protects her and makes sure she is safe.

There is a crazy neighbourhood girl next door to him that is evil and mischievous, extremely jealous of Jesus good and innocent nature. She moans all day thinking she has a chance to steal Leon away from his forever soulmate, but jokes on her, Jesus Christ is a very smart girl and know all her tricks. She rules the world, but not for long!

Leon is the greatest man to have ever met and Leon and Jesus make a fantastic couple!
No weapon formed against the relationship between Leon and Jesus shall prosper!
by LebanonJames December 19, 2023
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