left side

on the left side of the US
cali and the rest of the west coast, where the crips r i guess

left side is the best side

by soonj April 7, 2008

Left Field

Where you have to go between second and third base.

We've gotten past second, but not to third yet, so we're 'dicking' around in left field.

by kowboi December 6, 2011

Left-Prejudice

n. The ascription of racial motivation to any action or comment by a conservative/non-liberal or non-leftist that is critical of non-white people, especially Barack Obama.

Ms. Dowd accused Congressman Wilson of racism for calling President Obama a liar during his speech last week.

Wow someone is showing their Left-Prejudice!

1. Barack Obama is black. (Given)
2. A person disagrees with something Obama says or does and says so.
3. Therefore, that person disagrees with Obama because he is black — i.e., is a racist. (Q.E.D.)

by really_liberal__with_alchohol September 13, 2009

Left Wing

The act of performing coitus on another person, with or without their consent, because you feel it would be good for them and better for you.

The people who say they are going to Left Wing someone are usually douche bro's, frat boys, and spoiled men and women, most often lacking a moral compass.

Ashley: Did you see Brad last night?
Julie: Hell yeah, I want to left wing him and have his children.

by Profit October 31, 2014

Left Side

The side of the Allen snare line that is better in every way than the ridiculous and unoriginal 'Right Side'. As of October 4th, it is legally a separate entity.

"Hey check out that Left Side, they make the Right Side look bad."
"Why does the Right Side always copy everything the Left Side does?"

by Brad Poe October 19, 2007

Left Tit - Right Tit

U squeeze the left tit to get hot pussy juice and the right tit for cold pussy juice...

I like my pussy warm so I squeeze both tits at the same time...
Left tit - Right tit..

by blthrskt April 29, 2009

left of Stalin

An expression describing someone who's an extreme liberal/leftist, often to the point of irritating the people around them. While Stalin is considered to be "left-wing," his politics are nothing like most modern liberals or leftists (since he was a neurotic totalitarian autocrat), so the expression is somewhat nonsensical and certainly a total exaggeration. It really rolls of the tongue, though, which makes it fun to use.

Guy #1: "Blah, blah, Noam Chomsky, capitalism is evil, EATING ANIMALS IS LIKE SLAVERY/THE HOLOCAUST/(insert irrelevant historical tragedy here), I hate America. brb putting on my Che Guevara t-shirt."
Guy #2: "Guy #1 needs to stop posting his whiny left-wing shit on Facebook. Goddamnit I voted for Obama and agree with the Democrats, but he's to the left of Stalin!"
Guy #3: "You know, Noam Chomsky and Stalin would hate each other."
Guy #2: "No shit, Sherlock. I'm just being melodramatic."
Guy #3: "Gotcha. Yeah, he needs to shut his ass up."

by Irritated Moderate August 25, 2013