flat lander

A person that comes from south of Interstate 80 to hunt in Northern Pennsylvania for bear or deer. Usually these people have unnecessarily large trunks such as Ford F-350s or Dodge 3500 series.

That flat lander shot a deer out of his brand new F-350.

by ZBall April 7, 2008

Lance

Verb meaning To Lance:
While in a fast moving car yelling "Go Lance" at a bicyclist dressed up in fancy bicyclist's clothes. Usually they will respond with "Fuck you!" or "AHH!"

GO LANCE! RIDE IT!
Man, that was a good one.

SHIT! he's creepin back on us and we're at a stop light! DUCK!

by hyphylife May 13, 2008

Lance Bass

to pull a lance bass is to shower your gay lover in showtunes while you do them anally.

Dude last night I dropped the Lance Bass on that guy Xavier from high school.

by teep July 26, 2006

Lancebass

1. something that is really gay and/or retarded
2. the act or process of being really gay and/or retarded

It can also be used as an exclamation.

Stop being so lancebass, you fucking asshole!

The store is out of pastries? Lancebass!

by Steve Bunglebush February 20, 2007

Lander

Lander is Danish slang for "Calender", where one would write information on important dates such as work schedules.

Vickee forgot when she was supposed to be at work because she doesnt believe in "Landers"

by Dnwlsh April 10, 2009

lanker

one who is often misinterpreted as a cool person but is really just a loser.

look at that lanker sitting in the corner smoking crack!

by creamery February 23, 2008

Crap-o-Lantern

When one craps in a Jack-o-Lantern. This usually takes place on Halloween night by drunken teens, mainly males.

John: (After crapping in a Jack-o-Lantern) "Enjoy your Crap-o-Lantern!"

by TheContraBass November 22, 2009