Forehead keyboard

Teabagging someone rapidly on their forehead after nutting on it.

I can't believe Hosea pulled a forehead keyboard on Julia.

by anonymous March 5, 2023

Child's Keyboard

That moment of when you hear the high pitched music which equates to the high pitched garble played on a cheap Chinese child's keyboard

Wow, that sounded just like a child's keyboard. My ears hurt

by I am psychotic. June 4, 2016

keyboard-socialism

A political and economic theory/philosophy where the keyboard production, distribution and exchange is regulated by the community and its marketing.

The market of keyboards have been monopolized, we need keyboard-socialism.

by Echg February 5, 2022

Keyboard Hawking

The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.

Damn, she must be keyboard hawking. That bitch replies Fast!

by Scorp130n May 20, 2013

Keyboard expert

Someone who has to stroke their ego by trying to educate people on social media platforms.

I'm tired of keyboard experts chiming in like they are the smartest person on the internet.

by Draskvin October 10, 2025

Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

Keyboard magic

Being fake online.

I didn't know what to say, so I used a little keyboard magic.

by 096_blair01 June 29, 2022