by king of da koncrete July 9, 2006
Get the keep steppin mug.Defined by Chris Rocks as someone who does not want to better themselves through education. "Yo, are you going to school bro?", "No, I'm keepin' it real". To which Chris Rock replies "yeah, Real Stupid!".
by Randy Smith October 8, 2007
Get the Keepin' it real mug.by paul allen March 3, 2003
Get the KEEP IT REAL mug."Ayo, gotta keep that bitch in check!"
"Nigga please, that little cunt is shitting his pants when he sees me, gotta keep the fuck in check."
"Nigga please, that little cunt is shitting his pants when he sees me, gotta keep the fuck in check."
by Dan K. June 5, 2003
Get the keep in check mug.The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011
Get the Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed mug.To keep moving forward with day to day operations. Even despite tragedy.
Similar to, "The show must go on"
Similar to, "The show must go on"
by Truth by Daylight February 11, 2008
Get the keep it pushin mug.The 2nd in command of the world order. Right behind the 'Keeper Of The Universe...and stuff.'
The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.
The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.
'Oh no-- My balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'
by Jacob Pantich September 12, 2005
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