[Junk] Buffer

Going down on the manhood.

"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"

by Z Man1 January 9, 2009

Junk Bucket

A Steel Codpiece - a metal jock cup

SCA squire 1: "OOOHHHH!!! Oh my god! Sir Stick Jock just got hit with a vicious rising snap in the cup! I hope his nuts didn't get ruptured!"

SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."

by chota boy January 10, 2009

junk fumbler

One whose days are spent cruising different neighborhoods on trash collection days attempting to find treasures.

Let's trash this old vacuum and hook a string to it. If the junk fumbler comes around to get it we'll yank it away and laugh at him.

by Oodam February 17, 2009

Junk Fairy

It's that point where you find that you have way too much shit so you begin to give people random useless gifts usually hiding behind an alias.

OMFG the Junk Fairy just visited me,
I got this piece of shit thing....FOR FREEE!

by Verycreepytinysecret January 8, 2011

junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373

steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.

by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011

Junk Mail

a sexual act in which one uses a mail slot as a glory hole

The lascivious postal worker reaccepted George's "junk mail".

by GILLTERONTO April 20, 2011

Junk Mail

Gloryholing through a mailbox slot.

Guy 1: So you get yo dick sucked last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.

by JV25 April 20, 2011