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Jonny

A Jonny is a fat man
Person 1: Woah, that was an earthquake!

Person 2: No, Jonny just woke up.
by haverofcock June 8, 2023
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Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.
Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.
by Bumty July 2, 2023
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Jonny RaZeR

The Waffle House has found its new host” YouTuber that wears a flannel, bunny slippers, and sunglasses.
Jonny RaZeR is better than Danno Draws and I don’t give a fuck what you say
- Someone Smart
by Marker000 July 24, 2024
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jonnaayitus

Jonnaayitus is a virus obtained by entering at 20 mile radius of micro streamer Jonnaay. Also could be gained by watching too many of his streams.
* this can also be contracted by exposure to somebody with the Eddie Munson Virus *
Symptoms include:
- chronically online
- being in the Jonnaay offline chat
- constant need for summer fruits juice
- 5 or more oomfs ( found from twitch chats )
- use of emotes everywhere
- constantly poorbaiting
- wanting alchohol at all times
- the need to drive after drinking

- a sudden love for bees
- suddenly discovering things thats are very know
- developing a huge ego
- suddenly thinking you own fashion
- pertvertalarm
(person 1) - “I have Jonnaayitus :(“

(person 2) - “omg stop watching that freaky perv”
by amelii_png July 31, 2024
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Jonnywilsoned

When you get a word or situation corrected by a Jonny, or if you can't fix something and a Jonny just turns up and fixes it straight away, looking at you like you are an imbecile!!

The individual automatically stages a defence against the fact Jonny is right or has fixed the issue.
Only for them to go and google or lookup the corrected word / solution and find Jonny to obviously be correct.
Imbecile "I'm sure it was 1998", Jonny "I'm pretty sure it was 1999". Imbecile after trying to confirm the right answer "FUUUUUCCCKK, i've just been Jonnywilsoned"

Friends in the vicinity "You've just been Jonnywilsoned"
by Jonnygers August 28, 2024
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Jonny 40s

When Jonny gets a 40s.
“Ahhh it’s finally Friday night , wonder if Jonny 40s is about”
by Clonkobum January 30, 2024
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Jonnayala

A pretty girl who IS NOT annoying.. she loves too hard but its okay cause she has healing books to fix that
mannnn I love Jonnayala !! she just loves me more
by just a girl who’s pretty November 20, 2023
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