jonathon schofield

lesser fin

fin: yo why u acting like me for yhyh fam
jon: im a lesser you sorry bro im a bit of a jonathon schofield

by soupylolzer October 15, 2020

Jonathon

A crazy boy who takes too many baths and listens to his music really loud. He isn't the most attractive of his kind but there will always be one person who loves him for who he is.

"You had another bath last night. You're tuning into a Jonathon!"

"Turn that music down Jonathon!"

by youdontknowmelol99 December 22, 2012

Jonathan Paula

Born in February 1986, Jonathan Paula is a professional YouTuber and creator of the hit web series, "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?". In April 2006 he founded Jogwheel Productions, a new media production company that specializes in web video. Jon graduated from Emerson College in 2008 with a degree in Television Production / Radio Broadcasting. He currently lives in Rockingham, NH with his wife Rebecca.

I went to VidCon last year, and got an autograph from those microwave guys... including Jonathan Paula.

by viper mood December 30, 2011

Jonathin

A guy who sticks his dick in maple trees to forget how fucked up the spelling of his name is.

Brenden: See that dude fucking that tree over there?
Lucas: Yeah, he's being a total Jonathin right now.

by Lewlife August 4, 2016

Jonathan-David

A sexual act involving highly dextrous activity.

A woman who always talked openly about her promiscuity was approached by an old friend one day. The friend inquired as to what her ideal sexual encounter is. Upon answering with simply "A Jonathan-David," the friend asked her to elaborate. So she says in response, "If I'm not tied down, being choked, having my hair pulled, bent over, leg over one shoulder, with a little toe in my asshole, it's not a Jonathan-David night!"

by TheOriginalJ-D January 22, 2013

Jonathan

Jonathan may catch you with his charms and make you feel safe and you can love him and such. Unfortunately some of then will only want you for your body. If you are in school for example and break up with him he will move on, if you break up with him in the summer he will be "heart broken" Because his hoe self can't get another girl. This only goes out to some not all.

Wow Jonathan is such a hoe.
But he is cute.

by Gum_Shot June 13, 2018

Jehonathan

The UGLIEST person to walk the planet!

Jehonathan is so ugly idk why morgan likes him

by pee pee poo poo check October 12, 2020