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John

A very cute human being, some of them have gaps, the gap contains high intelligence and is a great best friend. They have a very large penis and loves foreign or sometimes cute caramel women.
John is very cute
by Fior Mell April 18, 2019
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John

literally could be anyone
Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
by spicy pseudonym September 28, 2020
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John

by Caaaaaaaaaaaat November 30, 2016
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John

“wow that dude is a gay ass nigga, he’s such a John
by niggawarrior February 20, 2018
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Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.
Man, are you johnning tonight?!
by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019
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John

“Why is that person chasing Ivan?”
You mean John? Yeah he’s chasing Ivan because he has skittles
by AnonymousBellaFromH2O August 30, 2019
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John

A person who’s loyal to u and won’t let anyone hurt u. He’s always there for u. He chill funny and helpful,
I wanna hangout with John he’s cool and chill.”
by Essketit 1134 March 17, 2019
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