jessica fussell

Pretty much the most funniest, random and outgoing chick alive. And not too bad on the eye aswell.

Dayumm, check that jessica fussell "fussbuss" chick out!

by holy.guacomole April 1, 2010

Messy Jessie

A Messy Jessie is any girl who really likes it up the butt and will take it from any guy, anywhere, but also keeps a steady boyfriend who has no idea. A level 2 Messy Jessie is when her boyfriend has heard the stories, but doesn't believe his "little angel" would do that.

Short- MJ, Dirty MJ

Girl 1- That girl has more cum in her ass than a gay porn star.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.

by FattyMatty November 2, 2012

jessica alba

the Hottest woman alive

Jessica alba is byfar the most hot woman alive

by JPaCh January 20, 2006

Dirty Jessi

When she loves you so much she does that nasty thing you like even though she doesn't.

Dude, you are so lucky! Yo bitch is a real Dirty Jessi!

by Pathfinderman April 1, 2020

jessica simpson

Do people consider stupidity hott or someting? Thats just really sad!

Her and her ugly ass sister make me wanna puke!

by Enna B. January 8, 2005

Jessie

Usually a girls name but if you know a guy named Jessie, you are very fortunate. He is everything you ever wanted. He is wanted by many women but if he loves you he is devoted to only you. Be glad you have him. Other women may try to take him from you but they will fail.

That guy is devoted to his girl he must be a Jessie.

by The One and Only Destiny February 3, 2010

fat jessie

When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night.

I was so horny last night, but Kelly started her period earlier that day. So i just gave her a fat jessie.

by Dan Hodges September 1, 2008