A great state to live in. People who don't know the truth of Jersey have likely never lived/visited there, and write it off as "boring" or "shitty" when in fact it is very interesting and has a lot to offer. That's why all the obnoxious New York trash (who pronounce it as "Joisey") and Pennsylvanian hick scum come here for vacations. A classy state with classy towns. Home of the Pine Barrens, one of the most unique, beautiful, and important forests in the WORLD, and people have the nerve to say that Jersey smells like pollution (that's only around New York and Philly, fellas). All in all, a totally misunderstood state. Just stay away from Camden.
by eongonegni October 05, 2005
NJ's coastline from Sandy Hook to Cape May.
Has lately gotten a bad rap because of MTV's fake, ridiculous show but aside from a handful of Seaside Guidos, has some of the nicest sandy beaches from Maine to the Carolinas.
Also, NJ has the most rigorous ocean water quality testing program in the nation and has the cleanest water in the mid Atlantic Region.
So if the Guido crowd is not for you but you still want to a great beach to take your family than check out:
-Sandy Hook
-Ocean Grove
-Avon by the Sea
-Belmar (weekdays)
-Seaside Park (Yeah Really)
-Island Beach
-Long Beach Island
-Stone harbor
-Cape May
Has lately gotten a bad rap because of MTV's fake, ridiculous show but aside from a handful of Seaside Guidos, has some of the nicest sandy beaches from Maine to the Carolinas.
Also, NJ has the most rigorous ocean water quality testing program in the nation and has the cleanest water in the mid Atlantic Region.
So if the Guido crowd is not for you but you still want to a great beach to take your family than check out:
-Sandy Hook
-Ocean Grove
-Avon by the Sea
-Belmar (weekdays)
-Seaside Park (Yeah Really)
-Island Beach
-Long Beach Island
-Stone harbor
-Cape May
by 07079 June 09, 2010
Person from Pennsylvania: We went to the Jersey beach this summer.
Jersey kid: There aren't any beaches in Jersey, dipfuck.
Jersey kid: There aren't any beaches in Jersey, dipfuck.
by Fork You December 09, 2004
When a guy holds a chick up by her legs and has her walk on her hands down a row of guys, fellating them all in a row, and making them cum, then spitting the cum to one side, creating the illusion of snow being blown.
Vinny's girl said she liked it kinky, so he lined up his tanning buddies and pulled a Jersey Snowblower.
by Denton 8 May 13, 2009
You have a threesome, at the end you cum in one of the girls butt and she farts out the cum into the other girls mouth.
I invited Tracy and Annie to my house last night for a threesome and they both begged me for the jersey moonpie
by surveillance cousin October 06, 2009
A style of bangs often worn in conjunction with a mullet on a woman popular in the late 1980's, but which is still seen occasionally on certain individuals. The bangs would be cut straight across the forhead, but teased to produce a circular puff.
"When I got my hair done for prom, the lady messed it up so much. She gave me a Jersey Claw."
"What year was your prom?"
"1992."
"What year was your prom?"
"1992."
by Otterific August 17, 2008
The act of performing the shocker (sticking one's index and middle finger in the vagina and one's pinky finger into the anus) on a girl and then sticking the two fingers that were in the vagina into her nostrils and and the pinky finger into her mouth.
by TheNauticalNarwhal July 20, 2010